Luann de Lesseps and Sonja Morgan sells the Big Apple for Benton, Illinois.
The Real Housewives of New York City Alums are moaning about it Simple Life style of Bravo’s first look at the new series Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake—and the trailer is worse than we can imagine.
“All I know about Benton is I know it’s very hot, they have some lakes,” the Countess said in the preview, adding, “Oh my god, I’m sweating like a whore in church here .”
Meanwhile, after their private jet arrives, Sonja asks the locals in true Sonja fashion, “Who do I have to f–k in this town to get a car?”
In an effort to revitalize a small Midwestern town of 7,000 after the pandemic, the Benton City Council enlists the help of the dynamic Bravo duo and boy do they have their work cut out for them. After being tasked with building a new playground, upgrading their animal shelter, boosting tourism and reviving the local theater through a variety show, Sonja promised the mayor, “We’re never afraid to get our hands dirty.”