the Fox news The host dedicated the entire portion of his eponymous show, Tucker Carlson tonight, to gossip and gossip about the M & M’s gang’s new look-particularly leading to his anger at the M & M’s female changes. (Ms. Green exchanged her go-go boots for a pair of sneakers, while Ms. Brown’s heels were lowered to a reasonable, more professional height.)
“M&M won’t be satisfied until every last character in the cartoon is less attractive and completely androgynous. Until then you don’t want to drink with any of them. That’s the goal,” Carlson said. “When you are completely extinguished, we have achieved justice; they have won. ”
I don’t really think I need to say this, but should someone remind the conservative firebrand that you don’t have to have sex with animated pieces of candy? No, not even if they wear high heels, Tucker.
Of course, the Twitterverse can’t help but have a day on the field with Carlson’s latest diatribe. One user commented, “um I don’t think anyone said I wanted to drink a cartoon M&M or any cartoon about that or that changing the green M&M from boots to sneakers instead of a you ‘turn off’. i can’t even believe i have to type it wtf what happened in our country ?! FFS Tucker. ”
Another wrote, “Should we act like Tucker normally wants to have sex with candies and cartoons and puppets ??” while the third dropped the microphone with, “They melted in your mouth, not in your hand.”
Check out a clip from Carlson’s M & M’s rant as well as some of its most intense reactions below.
Tucker: M&M won’t be satisfied until every last character in the cartoon is less attractive and completely androgynous. Until then you don’t want to drink with any of them. That is the goal. If you are completely off, we have achieved equity… pic.twitter.com/rz7VtVCHWu
– Acyn (@App) January 22, 2022
Should we act like Tucker normally likes to have sex with candies and cartoons and puppets ??
– Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) January 22, 2022
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
– Pagan in Dumpster Fire (@Deepstatejesus) January 22, 2022
um I can’t think of someone saying I want to drink cartoon M&M or any cartoon for that matter or that changing green M&M from boots to sneakers is a “turn off” not i can even believe i have to type this wtf what happened in our country ?! FFS Tucker 🤣 pic.twitter.com/MNxWKWW7LY
– andrea (@myahsmommy0624) January 22, 2022
Tucker doesn’t like browns.
Don’t we always know this?
– Craig Stevens-Marshall (@CraigStevensMa1) January 22, 2022
I remember a time when AMERICA had fuckable candy! And we proudly want to fuck candy! This country is going to hell I tell you
– Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) January 22, 2022
I don’t like candy if I can’t slander it.
– Cindylouwhobaja (@Cindylouwhobaj1) January 22, 2022